When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
I was tagged for the six selfie thing by this gorgeousl person: f-uror
Sorry I know that last one isn’t a selfie but I don’t take a lot of selfies I had to dig for these as it is
Don’t have to if you don’t want to or if you’ve already done it but i wanna see ur pretty faces okay thanks bye
OMG OMG OMG
Marlena is so beautiful
I can’t even